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stumbled
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. When the bar closed in the early hours of the morning, the man removed himself from his bar stool and left the establishment. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking alone on the sidewalk.
The really drunk fellow stumbled over to the nun and surprised her with a knuckle sandwich to her face.
Before the surprised nun could react, the drunk fellow punched her yet again, knocking her to the ground. Then, the drunk fellow kicked her in the rear end.
Finally, he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By now, the nun was very weak and almost lifeless.
The drunk fellow stumbled over to her one last time, glared down at her and said, "Not so tough tonight, are you Batman!"
