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Black
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One Liners 2
Q: What do you get when you cross an Eskimo with a black person?
A: A snow blower that doesn't work!
Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: Put his food stamps in his work boots.
Q: Why don't blacks like Tylenol?
A: They have to pick cotton to get to them.
Q: What does a black person get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.
Q: Why do you never hit a black on a bike?
A: Because it is probably your bike.
Q: Why are black people so tall?
A: Because their knee grows.
Q: How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, it's a woman's job.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black and a groundhog?
A: 6 more weeks of basketball season.
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