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Reader Rating: Rating: 3.40 out of 5Rating: 3.40 out of 5Rating: 3.40 out of 5
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Souther planter
An old Souther planter goes into the hospital and is informed by the doctor that his condition is pretty serious. In fact, he's going to require a heart transplant.

"Well, doctor," drawls the planter, "you'd best get on with it. But whatever you do, just don't give me the heart of a black man."

When he comes out of the anaesthetic, the doctor is leaning over his bedside anxiously." Cal," he says, "I got to use a black man's heart." Cal pales." But the good news is: your dick is three inches longer

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