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List Of Groucho Marx Quotes : Here's the Top 10:
10. "I would never join a club that would accept me as a member."
9. "I cannot say that I do not disagree with you."
8. "A man is only as old as the woman he feels."
7. "Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?"
6. "Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife."
5. "Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?"
4. "Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know."
3. (Actress): 'Captain, your vulgarity leaves me speechless!' Groucho: "Well, see that you remain that way."
2. "You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."
1. "Those are my ethical principles. If you don't like them, I have others."
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