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Category: TOP TEN Excuses Reader Rating: Contributor: n/a Used Nursing Phrases Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases 10. "No, really, I don't mind changing the TV channel for you.again." 9. "I'm sorry, it's not THAT kind of Tylenol." 8. "You won't feel a thing." 7. "Because your doctor said so." 6. "This won't hurt a bit." 5. "I swear, if that patient rings the call bell one more time." 4. "No, I will NOT give you a sponge bath (to patients perfectly able to do for themselves)!" 3. "Your gonna feel a little stick." 2. "How can I help you?" (no less than a MILLION times a shift!) 1. "Doctor, I'm sorry to wake you, but." (this one is okay by us)

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