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Category: Good Humor Reader Rating: Contributor: n/a on the beach A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?" "We'll you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!"

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